• MTV Movie Awards: I can't eat this
• Peoples Choice Awards: Quotes Mean Girls
• Critics Choice Awards: I actually love Critics
• Golden Globes: Quotes First Wives Club
• SAG Awards: And now I have this... naked statue.
• Spirit Awards: Film independent... indepen... film ugh
• The Oscars: *falls up the stairs*
• If she's not your favorite actress, you're wrong.

fffcuk:

if i was a wizard id probably spend most of time turning things into soft serve ice cream

(via little-wonderlandd)